I recall that some persons have said to me that they find “God” to be too much of an immature asshole to like. This is because a mythical anthropomorphized version of God acts like such an emo teenager sometimes, destroying cities and threatening to destroy the world a few times until people like Moses convince him otherwise. Well, you know what? I actually give this “God” a lot of credit here. I would have wanted to destroy the world at least a thousand times over! He so easily agrees with Moses that the world must be worth saving, though.
Yet, I am God’s son also, and it is my distinct pleasure to announce on today a most auspicious day that he will finally give me what I want for my birthday- I will be allowed to bring the world to an end! A finite Armageddon you can all be happy about! The actual end of the world, because there is such a thing >[ How does next year sound? Happy birthday to meee.
The great thing about this day is that actors tend to have it every day.